{"id":64,"date":"2022-12-19T18:23:36","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T18:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2022-12-19T18:24:09","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T18:24:09","slug":"the-golf-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/19\/the-golf-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Golf Song"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Sung to the tune of &#8220;Take Me Out To the Ballgame&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take me out to the golf course<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Take me out to play golf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Slice it or hook it, it&#8217;s all in my head<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know if I should get out of my bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So it&#8217;s root, root, root for the lost ball<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hit it in the high gorse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And it&#8217;s one, two, three putts for eight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the old golf course<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sung to the tune of &#8220;Take Me Out To the Ballgame&#8221; Take me out to the golf course Take me out to play golf Slice it or hook it, it&#8217;s all in my head I don&#8217;t know if I should get out of my bed So it&#8217;s root, root, root for the lost ball I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/66"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kronbros.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}